flannelfranlulz (flannelfranlulz) wrote in randomstories,

mexican ladygagafan4lyfe?

The other day I was at the gas station, I had like twenty bucks left to put in my tank so I was kinda stuck there when this silver totally fucked honda thingy car rolled up behind me bumpin Poker Face. This mexican dood in a cowboy hat, no shirt, a trench coat, and no shoes started yelling at me. He kept asking me if I was from California and if I had a husband... after what seemed like fifteen billion hours of some creepy spanglish he told me he had a lot of money. Then he took out a huge pile of like dollar bills and gives me six dollars and tells me to forget my husband. Finally his buddy jumps out of the car and practically drags him to the car.
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